Keep it in the hood or not
By: serenebeauty (14 February 2010)
I met up with some friends recently and we started to talk about electrical stimulation (sex) and what types of partners that we preferred, those who wore hoodies or without hoodies. This article is about our lovers (past and current) and whether they had been circumcised or not not about using condoms (always use one even if you are in a long-term relationship because your partner may be involved with another and the only way you discover it is by visiting the STI clinic).
I have never been with a hooded man but many of my friends had and they informed me about how pleasurable it can be in comparison with non-hooded. I told them that, because I had only slept with a certain breed of men (LIARS, TS & Rusty), I was a hood-virgin and could not understand what they meant.
One friend went on to explain that hoods can protect the eye of the "tool" (loosely translated, the penis) and be useful in foreplay because of the erogenous zones and she said that it was like unzipping a banana (I choked on my skinny latte). I countered it by saying that I had read stories about hoods becoming infected and causing the tool to become dysfunctional and their reply was that this had rarely happened to her lovers. Another female then said that the non-hooded variety was ideal for quickies and it was easier to put the condoms on, I agreed with her there but surely whether a man is hooded or not should not affect sex or does it?
I think that a great lover should know how to use his tool and if unsure, attend master classes and ask his partner what works for them.
The conversation then steered towards the flavour of ice cream (sperm) and it's consistency. Again among the ladies, I was the only one who had not tasted ice cream (I have no wish to do so even if it was laced with real ice cream and not even if I was paid a trillion pounds/dollars/euros). It made me think that women's conversation is no longer chaste and innocent but very raw and explicit, or is it just me being naive as usual??
These women, said that tools produced a variety of flavours and some were runny or custard-like in flow (Hope you are not eatin!!) but the best type was the milky variety, I could not comment but surely what difference those it make. We, women don't necessarily have the best tool houses and I think that keeping the tool house clean and tidy might make the tool work better and produce better flavours.
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"Goodness me! To be a fly on the wall in your conversations with your mates, complete with skinny latte! You make me sound positively tame! As for "Again among the ladies, I was the only one who had not tasted ice cream (I have no wish to do so even if it was laced with real ice cream and not even if I was paid a trillion pounds/dollars/euros" Really? Every woman has a price! There is little I won't do for a trillion pounds, OK 500K! Fact!"
tmhogirl (15 February 2010)
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"Are we really tame? I was talking about "ice cream" (does that make me a saint or whore?)I guess we all can be bought for the right amount of cash or person. But then, where does virtue and integrity lie? Very thin line, methinks!!! These are friends met along the journey of life and the majority of my friends are all "saints" At least the whole article was funny, and it's another SB classic. "
serenebeauty (16 February 2010)
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