I love Porno XXX
By: London1 (17 December 2008)
I am a married woman and I have a confession to make, I love watching porn movies. That is it. I've said it out loud. Shoot me or call in the decency police. But then again, you might just be secretly turned on.
Increasing number of women admit to liking porn. My little survey found that 66% of us enjoy watching porn, of the XXX hard core variety, not the uh, aah, make believe irritating shite that is soft porn.
A recent survey for Calvin Klein's new fragrance Secret Obsession compared what women fantasize about during sex, with what men think we are actually thinking about. What do you think of the results below? Any surprises?
Thinking about an ex lover - 33 per cent women think of their ex, 24 per cent men think that's what we think of.
Watching porn - 22 per cent women think about watching porn, 13 per cent men think we're thinking of porn
Having a threesome - 8 per cent women think about threesomes, 13 per cent men think we fantasize about threesomes.
There you have it. It looks like most of us think about our ex lovers whilst shagging our current ones.
Now back to my love of porn movies.
You might be surprised though by what actually turns me on and off when watching porn. Is it the fit looking blokes with his huge thingy in all its erect glory? I don't really see any beauty in the male thingy in its floppy lumpy state, just sitting there looking a little bit pathetic and not displaying its erect beauty.
Talking about the fit looking blokes in porn movies, I guess they don't really exist as much as some would perhaps want them to in porn designed for straight men. The porn industry is of course mostly targeting its mostly male audience and is of the mistaken belief that just about any one of the male variety would do, as long as they have a fairly long and thick thingy.
I suppose that the fit looking Adonis male, having a good time with the girl(s), might in fact be a turn off for other straight men watching porn, after all you don't exactly want to have to compete for the girls' attention with the male actor do you?
Continuing on the confessional note, I must admit that looking at the male Adonis or short fat lumpy men with long thick thingys do absolutely nothing to turn me on when I watch porn.
It's all about the girls, girls, girls stupid!
When I watch porn, I am turned on by the sight of beautiful girls with natural bodies, like real women, not all skin and bones. I am turned on by full real breasts, silicon plastic ones are a complete no no for this porn loving girl. If the girls are beautiful, wholesome looking, and do not look like washed out whores hired by the hour, or half hour, then I like them even more. For maximum dial on the turn on dial, give me a fresh looking, beautiful, wholesome, full breasted, natural looking, fit women that most importantly looks like they are having fun!
For full disclosure, when I watch porn, I am often turned on by the woman's body, smile, and her enjoyment of carnal pleasures and by her breasts! The big P or her southern regional bits do absolutely nothing for me. I don't like the look of it, its fleshiness, and the idea of it. I am strictly a breasts woman.
I often watch porn with the volume turned off. This is not at all because I am afraid the neighbours might hear the uh and ahs and either think I'm getting some, notice my husband is not at home and think I'm a slut, or realise that it must be porn and think that I am perverted, kinky chick. For the record, it would be an honour for the neighbours to think that I am a slut, or getting some, both of which might or might not be true.
The volume is often muted when I watch porn because frankly all those dubbed fake exaggerated groans do absolutely nothing for me except bring back the reality that these two or more people are having energetic sex for money, instead of my fantasy that they really fancy each other like mad, and are tearing each other's pants in a spontaneous explosion of sexual magnetism.
I love my porn au naturel and fake exaggerated groans are not conducive to the unadulterated pleasure of a beautiful woman enjoying herself under the masterful hands of a good lover. You might think that the groans can be au naturel too after all women have been known to fake their pleasure or groans in the real world too. But this is all about me and my secret pleasures. In real life, I would only reward a lover with groans, if I am in fact receiving pleasure worthy of uhs and ahs. If he is not doing his job right, I see no reason for fake expression of pleasure with of course the exception being when I've had bad sex and just want the man to hurry up and be done because I am either bored, have finished plotting the shopping list, last week's Times crosswords, and am in danger of pushing him off and sighing enough already.
Liking my porn au naturel also means that I don't like it when the girl looks at the camera and acts all slutty. Hello, you are meant to be enjoying that man ravishing your body. I am just an unexpected voyeur in your most intimate act. There is no camera, so please stop flirting with the camera.
So we've established that I am turned on by the girls in porn. For completion, I might add that the sight of wholesome breasts do nothing for me outside the secret world of porn. So sorry girls, you are all quite safe from any sexual advances from me.
Should I be worried that the heterosexual exterior that is my currently declared sexual inclination is a lie? Am I a secret lesbian, bisexual or at the least bi-curious? Should I be concerned that I am turned on by the sight of a lovely pair of boobs in porn, but of course not the southern region?
Who knows what it all means for my declared sexuality and more importantly, who cares. Maybe one day before I am old and grey, when a beautiful wholesome woman with beautiful real breasts and fit womanly body makes a pass at me, something that has happened often enough in my younger days, instead of running away like I have done in the past, I might be overcome by a sense of adventure and possibilities, embrace the sensual pleasures and have a passionate wild time. Just as long as she doesn't expect me to go uh and ah at her southern region!
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"Great post - ROFLMAO! I too love watching porno. I wonder if it is a girl's thing:)"
summer (17 December 2008)
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"Hot! I wonder if this will persuade the Mrs and then the porno can come out of the closet. Might be tough but this is great ammo."
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"Thanks for the laugh!"
lindalondon (17 December 2008)
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